You know what makes Just a Coin good?

It knows what it is.
It doesn’t larp as the future of finance.
It doesn’t promise yield.
It doesn’t need utility.
It needs a BUY button, a chart, and someone unhinged enough to say,
“Yeah, I’ll throw rent money at this.”

Your last coin had more lore than the Bible.
Ours has three words: Buy. Hold. Regret.

No staking.
No bridging.
No Discord server full of 16-year-olds pretending to be VCs.

Just vibes, charts, and the looming realization that your financial literacy teacher was right.

This is Just a Coin.
It’s not a product. It’s a performance art piece about late-stage capitalism.
You don’t invest in this.
You participate in it. Like a flash mob. Or a riot.

You want tokenomics? Here they are:

Supply: who cares
Utility: lol
Liquidity: fleeting
Devs? Maybe
Purpose: none
This coin works everywhere. Your phone. Your browser. Your toaster.
It’s so stupid, even your uncle who still calls it “bitcorn” could use it.

Just a Coin doesn’t solve problems.
It is the problem.

But it’s honest about it.

You’re not early.
You’re not late.
You’re just here.
And sometimes, that’s enough.

So stop pretending. Stop researching. Stop asking questions like you’re gonna due diligence your way out of a rug.

You want serious? Go read an IMF report.

You want to be a part of something so hilariously dumb it might work?

Welcome to Just a Coin.
The last coin you’ll ever need — because after this, you’re probably broke.